Experiment #001 is blonde, purely fictional, musical and a deeply hungry bottom.
Nothing wrong with that.
He has broken no laws and this investigator finds that he has shattered no expectations; we have a pretty low bar here.
He arrives promptly for down low dirty sort of movie watching, needing and twitching to satisfy carnal cravings for satisfying chemical sex.
He inhales Jungle Juice like it’s an oxygen tank, allowing him to swim through seas of endlessly horny barebackers while never returning to (and never delivering more than) the shiny deceptive surface.
He forgets why he is there and must be reminded that he will not be taking multiple cocks at once during this session; an apparent rarity for him: how quaint.
He says he feels sorry for the “drunken dickless loser faggot” and wishes for his inclusion… be it from actual decency or merely his endless thirst… a question that is never truly answered.
His sorrow does not prevent him from wolfing down various white substances, although this investigator suspects he may never return to the scene of this non-crime, as even thusly fed, he appeared to be suffering from withdrawal.
Recommendation:
Suspension of Experiment #001 until such time as he is recaptured. Until such time as he rejoins the other experiments we must find new test subjects.
Our mission is crucial and must not be circumvented.